The image of Moscow Mitch sparkin’ up a fatty is hilarious! Thanks Allan! I needed that!
As a dutiful wife, Elaine [趙小蘭 Zhào Xiǎolán] Chao should advise her flabby faced hubby that 2019 is the Year of the Pig according to the Chinese zodiac: “The Pig is not thought to be a smart animal in China. It likes sleeping and eating and becomes fat. Thus, it usually features laziness and clumsiness. On the positive side, it brings affluence to others. Consequently, it is aligned with wealth.”

Perfect.
I envision Mitch gorging himself on “DoubleStuff” Oreos, lactose free milk and ‘Slim Jims’ chasers after which he and his “Rebel” smokin’ buddies will take to lookin’ for spare loot under the cushions to help Bro’Mitch fund his re-election campaign:

…After his belly is full, it will be time for Cabinet Secretary Chao to tuck the old man in for a nap under his favorite divan blankie.
“Nighty-Night… Sleep Tight… Don’t let them Kentucky Bedbugs bite… traitor.”

