Musk Ramps Up Efforts to Escape to Mars After Twitter Poll Results

Giant man baby Elon Musk cranked up SpaceX efforts to 11 after Twitter poll shows 57% of users want him to step down as CEO. “I reeeeally need to move to Mars now that it’s been made clear people don’t like me” Musk said. “I always thought being rich would mean I’d have friends, but it turns out being an insufferable asshat can’t be offset by money” he continued.