Unfortunately this is not an athletic competition and there’s a lot of real legal, constitutional barriers. I lived in NYC when Trump was going through his divorce(s?) in the 90’s and refused to read papers or watch local news about him because I knew what a douchebag he was then.
For reasons real or imagined Hillary is one of the most polarizing figures in American politics. If you’re going to dream, dream big and figure out a way to work Bernie into this scenario. After all, the DNC stole the nomination from him, so by extension of your arguments, the presidency really belongs to him.
It’s unfortunate the way the election worked out, but Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump were an affirmation that voting Americans are fed up with politics as usual. Also unfortunate is the fact that neither party has gotten the message and continue in their entrenched courses.
Keep up the satire, I enjoy it a lot.