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Can’t you just report a story by the OshKosh Evening Shitstorm and Fish Wrapper that claims, “Trump Mentioned In Genesis To Be Savior of White People, Says GOD”, and just leave it at that?

Clearly, only that story will be “real news” to these fucking idiots. “Gravity Proven” won’t even be close. (No offense to OshKosh intended.)

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