This story is unavailable.

Perhaps we, as a group, can plant a story on Fox News that “gravity” is some liberal con created by Democrats to keep billionaire presidents from using the rooftops of skyscrapers as their own personal launching pads. (“Democrats unfairly proclaim that billionaires must NOT leap from their very own buildings in order to fly to any destination of their choosing!”)

Maybe we just did!

Like what you read? Give foofaraw a round of applause.

From a quick cheer to a standing ovation, clap to show how much you enjoyed this story.