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That sad, sad man. All he wants to do is help bring jobs to America’s buggywhip manufacturing industry. You know, GREAT again! But something tells me he’ll NEVER stop trying, even if every single person on Earth disagrees with him. Even when the oceans cover the land, and toxins from buggywhip manufacturing clog everyone’s lungs, and even when he’s sitting in some damp, dank prison cell, he’ll keep giving. And one day he’s sure to win, because somewhere, hidden far away….he has all the best words!

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