FootyballsinBullshit.ISTChickens Little: Week 6 PicksRemember Chicken Little? Something lands on his head, and he’s like “Oh, the sky is falling!”, and then he runs around telling everyone the…Oct 14, 2016Oct 14, 2016
FootyballsPlay Tectonics: Week 5 PicksAnd Lo, there was a rumbling in the firmament. But it turned out, that it was mostly just gas. Which is what the first four weeks of the…Oct 8, 2016Oct 8, 2016
FootyballsCats and Canaries and Dire Straits, YoFirst off, a correction. There were several mis-prints in last friday’s column, which made it appear that Footyballs went 4–10 with my…Oct 4, 2016Oct 4, 2016
FootyballsFootyballin’ Around: Week 4 PicksSo Footyballs was just wondering: is a football the only ball that isn’t actually a ball? Soccer balls, baseballs, tennis balls…Sep 30, 2016Sep 30, 2016
FootyballsTake a Little Trip With MeWow. Maybe I’ll just quit watching football now. I mean no, I won’t actually quit watching football. But I say that because it’s hard for…Feb 9, 2016Feb 9, 2016
FootyballsinThe Hit JobA pro-football manifestoWhy can’t we get enough of the National Football League? Glad you asked. Jeremy Jaeger explains.Feb 5, 2016Feb 5, 2016
FootyballsSweetness ReignsFootyballs woke up mid-morning yesterday (okay, actually two days ago, since I didn’t finish writing this until Tuesday), knowing it was…Jan 27, 2016Jan 27, 2016
FootyballsLet’s Go Down To Championship-TownIn the beginning, there were many. Thirty-two, to be exact. Animals, machines, mythical creatures, archetypal avatars, abstracted notions…Jan 23, 2016Jan 23, 2016
FootyballsI’ve Fallen and I Can Get UpAn interesting thing happened on the way to Bronco-victory on Sunday. Peyton Manning fell down. And then, he got back up again, and threw…Jan 20, 2016Jan 20, 2016
FootyballsFFF: Wilderness Card WeekendGoodbye, regular season. You were fun while you lasted. There were so many stories you had to tell, some of them happy, some of them tales…Jan 9, 2016Jan 9, 2016