TIP Daily Briefing: July 25, 2017
Austin Frank

Anybody tries to implant a chip in me is gonna find out just what an analog sonofabitch I can be, as in right upside their head.

What is absolutely horrifying, is to think that even one cretin exists, stupid enough to submit to this digital mutilation, much less that probably millions will within months just for the lobotomic novelty of it.

This is one of those items that has me thinking that the human race as a whole might just be the stupidest god-damn mistake nature ever made. God help me, I’d love to be proven wrong about that, just once in a while, when these inexcusable gimmicks get rolled out. But given the way everybody seems content to just slobber all over farcebook and amazon with no questions asked, the signs are not hopeful.

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