I mean, after all, stuff like The Missile Gap, Kim Philby, the Tet Offensive, “smoking gun-mushroom cloud”, etc; those were just glitches, right? It isn’t as if the entire stock in trade of so-called “intelligence services” is basically hoaxes, bluffs, and misinformation, under endless layers of deception, guesswork, wishful thinking and internal regime politics, right? No, these are serious people, doing serious work….
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