In the old analog days, these were the ones who would never rewind the VHS tapes after watching them, and would descend to near-apoplexy when you pointed out that, if they just let the VCR keep running at the end, it would rewind itself, eject the tape and shut itself off.

As for the toilet paper thing, that’s just wrong, to put the roll in backwards like that. I strongly suspect serious mental illness and deleterious childhood issues in those who think the paper is supposed to come out the bottom.