Kady M.

the only things that ever would have been invented would be football, booze, and barcaloungers.

Well, I don’t care for football (American, can’t stand it; soccer, meh…), I don’t drink, and haven’t a celestial clue what a barcalounger is.

But I do know that I pay my bills by securing women’s trust, invading their homes, mansplaining to them shamelessly, making a big mess, coming and going as I please until I’m done with them, and giving them what they want while spending a whole lot of their money on my say-so.

God bless the ladies for that.