…wasn’t even about a real person.

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I’ll never forget the day I heard the best love song ever written. I was driving down the country road leading to my farm, the radio in my vintage Mercedes Benz on an unknown station–it had been on the fritz, and I was just happy it was functioning at all.

The song begins with a mellow guitar riff, nothing special. And then the vocalist comes in with that sort of contemporary trick where I’m pretty sure it’s a guy singing but his voice is super girly and all soft edges. I’m tuning it out…


Don’t read the comments section, and if you do, don’t take the bait.

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There you are, furiously typing a clever, well-thought-out response to some bigoted jerkface you’ve stumbled across spewing nastiness online. Chances are, you’re in the comments section of an article that seemed like a cut-and-dried piece to you. Let’s say, a local news article about a cyclist riding home late at night who was run over by a driver who fled the scene. Seems pretty straightforward: this person was the victim of a senseless crime, right? Wrong.

Enter the comments section.

Abandon all hope (of decency or logic) ye who enter here…


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Choosing the best object for daily reminders of your life slipping away.

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After twenty agonizing minutes, my online shopping cart is still empty. Despite a family-wide promise to ditch Amazon in general and Prime in particular, I was recently tricked into paying for Prime.

Living in very rural France, Amazon sings a siren song, promising all the things you have no idea where to find–– delivered right to your doorstep. It is very difficult to resist, but as a family we have been strong. However, every once in a while we succumb.

I wanted ecologically-friendly dental floss, and Amazon delivered…


When your new home is an ocean away from your old one, holidays are hard.

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Unlike many Americans, I never imagined myself living the good life in France. No, if I am perfectly honest, all of my living in Europe fantasies were centered around la dolce vita in Italy–my paternal motherland and the adopted home of my closest friend. Bonus points for a language similar enough to Spanish–my second language–to be decipherable and effortlessly pronounceable. …


Thank you for making me feel seen, heard, and less alone in this struggle.

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When I say that I wish my mom friends had been more honest with me about motherhood, I feel at least some responsibility for not having asked or listened enough. I mean, I actually remember feeling a pang of envy towards the first stay-at-home mom I knew, imagining her days filled with reading books and persuing personal interests and hobbies.

What a fool I was.

I ran a small, organic farm complete with dairy goats that needed to be milked twice a day and upwards of…


I made $35,000 in my first year as a freelance writer, and you can too.

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Like many closeted writers, I spent years furtively sketching plotlines, writing poetry, and vomiting up ranty essays in journals, odd hidden computer files, and in the margins of the notebooks where I handwrote meeting minutes at my soul-sucking day job.

The coded message in each of these expressions was the deep, secret desire to make a living doing what I loved: writing.

From childhood, my writing was praised by friends and family. …


If not, then why the man-shaped hole in the memoir canon?

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When women hit 40, something amazing happens: women around you begin to reveal their closeted desire to write a memoir. Some of them are already writing them; others still coaxing the courage to conjure the ghosts from deep within. But they all want to write their story.

I have many questions about why women who have had successful careers, families, and trajectories with no relationship to professional writing suddenly want to spill their blood across the page, memoir-style.

My first question is, naturally, "Is everyone's life interesting enough to…


An apology from beyond the grave

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No one could call me gullible. A born skeptic, I’m the first to call out a fake quote, a photoshopped “classic” portrait, or an urban legend passed on as fact. This story is the reason why I’m willing to admit that I don’t know what happens when we die, but I’m certain it isn’t the end.

Cinco de Mayo, 2009, I was driving to my college town to make some repairs to the rental house I owned there. The eleven-hour drive always filled me with dread, and this time I hadn’t hit the road until ten o’clock at night. …

Francesca Singer

Freelance Writer. Feminist former farmer. American immigrant in France. Dangling in the middle of the endless tug of war between tragedy and comedy.

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