Smile If You Masturbate
I’m reporting in Vancouver, B.C., right now, for a story on Insite, the supervised injection facility. I ran into Steve in the street and asked if I could take a picture. He agreed:
Steve: I like your shoes. I bet I can tell you where you got them, what store and what city. I’ll bet you five dollars. Do you have five dollars to bet?
Me: Let me look. I’m trying to save my change for the bus. How about $2?
Steve: Okay, $2. You’ve got your shoes on your feet in Vancouver, B.C. [“What store” was not addressed, but I gave him $2, anyway.]
Me: Oh, you’re amazing; you’re full of jokes.
Steve: That’s what she said.