Have We Reached Peak ‘Have We Reached Peak ____________’ Journalism?

Congrats, everyone! It seems as if though we have finally reached the peak of “Have We Reached Peak” journalism. Totaling approximately 60,100 results on the website Google dot com, it would appear that 60,100 peaks are currently being reached. Good job, peaks!

Here are some things that have reached peak:

• ESPN
• Juice
• Cars
• Barbecue
• Brooklyn
• Food (??????????? sure)
• Education
• Benedict Cumberbatch

All of these things are now dead.

Here are some things that have not yet reached the peak:

• Swamps
• Sour gummy candies
• Gerunds
• Windows
• Trains
• Stencils
• Pumpernickel
• Brand engagement

It is no doubt stressful to live in a time where Seattle and Portland could fall into the ocean but even more so, new peaks are being reached every day. In the next year, it is predicted that we will reach peak avocado, peak ciabatta, peak bicycle, peak iced coffee, peak debit cards, and peak GIF. See you all in Hell!