“what are all these bien fait totes?”

“his blog spilleth over”

“content with content?”

“.@BernieSanders I would pay more in #taxes to help Apple fix auto-correct”

“.@Wu_Tang_Finance C.R.E.A.M. Cache rules everything around me”

“list: top-5 worst Trumps”

“Simone Biles is making America great again”

“sometimes i want to look at things on #twitter but not the things i follow”