Dec 18, 2021Member-onlyClaus Out of SpaceProfessor J — Enclosed please find the journal pages uncovered by the late Admiral S — , during his failed expedition to the North Pole. The contents seem too fantastic to believe; officially, we at the Institute have dismissed them as fiction. Unofficially, we are most relieved to let these…Fiction6 min readFiction6 min read
Mar 17, 2020Member-onlyShatterfangFor 10 long days & 10 cold nights, she’d tracked the wizard Shatterfang. Tricky was he, wicked was he, but stealthy he was not. Broken twigs, snagged robes, an obvious trail to follow. She knew he must be in this cave, her cornered, hated prey. No need then to rush…Fiction2 min readFiction2 min read
Published in The Junction·Dec 24, 2019Member-onlyThe Last ChristmasSilver-bright runners flash across infinite blackness, ferrying the last glimmer of joy across a dying universe. If there were air, a faint jingling would be heard, the ring-ting-tinglin’ of better times past. Instead, the shimmering sleighbells shudder in silence. No one’s listenin’. This final errand is nearly ended. Today is…Christmas5 min readChristmas5 min read
Dec 17, 2019REVIEW: “Rise of Skywalker” is Here, it’s Queer, & it’s Voting For TrumpThe new Star Wars premiered in Hollywood today, and I was lucky enough to snag a press badge to attend. At least, I thought I was lucky, until I watched the film. Like everything else in America these days, the Star Wars fandom is divided between those who’d want the…Star Wars4 min readStar Wars4 min read
Published in The Junction·Sep 11, 2019Member-onlyThe Magic of Good ServiceA Chilling Encounter with a Former Grand Proxy — As I sit dumbstruck in this tavern, listening to a tale of woe from the Former Grand Proxy to Atrox I, Wizard-King of Lloron, I feel doubt creeping in. I’ve just been summoned to become the new Grand Proxy — a dream job, especially for a poor powerless mortal like…Fantasy5 min readFantasy5 min read
Jul 23, 2019Member-onlyCrazed Kevin Feige Unveils Marvel’s “Phase 6” Bunker ComplexSAN DIEGO, CALIF. At this weekend’s world-famous San Diego ComicCon, Marvel announced its exciting slate of upcoming films & TV shows, “Phase 4” and “Phase 5,” going all the way out to 2021. During the reveal of Mahershala Ali’s role as Blade, Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige seized the podium…Marvel2 min readMarvel2 min read
Jul 2, 2019Member-onlyConcentration Camp Atmosphere Buoyed By July 4th DecorationsIn preparation for Independence Day, ICE agents on Wednesday put in some overtime improving camp conditions — by putting up some fun, patriotic decorations! With bunting, banners, & flag-themed buckets (restrooms have been closed until further notice), every concentration camp along the border is now ready to celebrate AMERICA🇺🇸! Complicit…America2 min readAmerica2 min read
Jun 27, 2019Member-onlyThe Last LessonOn The Virtues of Settling — If I’m being honest, I was never a particularly impressive student. I was the oldest apprentice at the Spire of the Elect, yet I read the least, worked the slowest, & dreaded attending class. But I just wanted to learn the basics & go home, really. Because I figured, if…Fantasy5 min readFantasy5 min read
May 28, 2019Member-onlyThe Five ALL-TIME Greatest Fantasy WorksFantasy fiction is one of mankind’s greatest creations, a wide field of works that open windows into imaginative worlds so we can escape the crushing vicissitudes of modernity. But, how do you know which ones are any good? Who wants to waste time & money on a 9,000-page myth cycle…Books6 min readBooks6 min read
May 13, 2019Game of Thrones Isn’t As Good As My Game of Thrones FanfictionLike many of you, I am a rabid fan of Game of Thrones, and like many of you, I am so upset about Season 8 that I may develop actual rabies. After all, the entertainment I consume should be exactly how I want it! Isn’t that the point of entertainment…Game Of Thrones4 min readGame Of Thrones4 min read