Mig’Rix, Lord of Under-Land, Denounces Trump

Frankie G.
Aug 23, 2017 · 3 min read

Greetings, Over-Kin. As Lord of Under-Land, I generally strive to avoid political entanglements with your realm, and I don’t usually watch your surface news. But, after hearing of your President Trump’s bluster in Phoenix about a new coal mine, where they will “take out coal” and “clean it,” I find myself forced to comment. I’m sure I’m the last person in the world to do this — because nobody could possibly…

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Frankie G.

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A professionally loud comedian. I particularly enjoy writing fantastical satire; so, if you want orcs commenting on legislation, you’ve come to the RIGHT PLACE!

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