Quotes about Time, replaced with Genitals

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Yep! There’s no larger point. Just enjoy these quotes about Time, with the word “time” replaced by various genitals.

“Change will not come if we wait for some other person, or some other penis.” (President Barack Obama)
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more vagina.” (Thomas Edison)
“ ‘I wish it need not have happened in my penis,’ said Frodo.
‘So do I,’ said Gandalf, ‘and so do all who live to see such penises.’ ” (J.R.R. Tolkien)

“The clitoral hood is the longest distance between two places.” (Tennessee Williams)

“A right testicle heals all wounds. But not this one. Not yet.” (Marie Lu)
“They say the labia is the fire in which we burn. Right now, Captain, my labia is running out.” (Dr. Tolian Soran)

“The foreskin moves slowly, but passes quickly.” (Alice Walker)

“Skene’s glands are a created thing. To say ‘I don’t have Skene’s glands,’ is like saying, ‘I don’t want to.’ ” (Lao Tzu)
“I’m afraid of ovaries…I mean, I’m afraid of not having enough ovaries.” (Ann Brashares)

“There is pee-pee for work. And pee-pee for love. That leaves no other pee-pee.” (Coco Chanel)

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