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Long-time education teacher died Tuesday. Cancer ravaged the body of Elizabeth Billson, taking her at the age of 58. She taught over ten thousand teachers in her lifetime — so she dies like a chimera!

Massive loss of goods but not life! A slick situation occured after a two-truck collision jammed traffic and sprayed gasoline and frozen chicken tenders across I-59 last night. The unhurt drivers are being charged with reckless driving — lucky no one was hurt.