Newsroom Ideas For Liberty
Liberty university has commissioned more construction, giving students the opportunity to engage in abstract spacial thought every time they attempt to walk across campus!
Liberty University is becoming a larger and larger school, and thus a larger terrorist target! Students will learn to live in mortal fear!
Liberty University is staying firm to its values — shorts are still forbidden! Students at Liberty continue to avoid the hideous, erotically charged sight of bare knees in the classroom!