Sebulba Reportedly Won’t Appear in Star Wars IX

Well this is awkward…

As it turns out the outer rim’s most successful podracer, Sebulba, won’t be appearing in Star Wars IX, after many false reports J.J was not able to come to terms with the dung with regards to his contract settling on Greg Gunberg because that is supposedly a character people were interested in from Episode VII. Dollar General Porkins is back, but no Sebulba. Get fucked JJ.

He’s mean, he’s lean, he won’t be seen…in Episode IX