A rosary to amazon

Frederick M. Toast
1 min readOct 6, 2017

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Our Bezos, who art in Seattle,
Hallowed be thy whole foods,
Thy omnipresence come
Thy echo’s listening be done,
In my home, as it is in warehouse fulfillment.

give us now our pbs flash brief,
and deliver us packages
as we condemn those who steal packages by trespassing against us,
and lead us not away from Kindle, and deliver us from walmart,
for thine is the primedom, the pantry, and the overnight, now and until drone delivery is legal. Amen.

Hail bezos, full of stuff, the prime is with thee,
blessed art thou amongst working moms,
and blessed is the fruit of your market, pantry.
holy prime video, mapa of transparent,
pray for us alexa users,
now and at the hour of prime day, amen.

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Frederick M. Toast
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Mature millennial Veteran and business professional with too much to lose, hence the nom du guerre. Help my catharsis, one day I can shed it.