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Republican Leaders Concerned By Rapidly Dwindling “Scapegoat” Stockpile

WARNING! SATIRE AHEAD!

May 18, 2020

Republican Leaders Concerned By Rapidly Dwindling “Scapegoat” Stockpile

May 18, 2020

Frederic Poag

Trump Claims to Have Built White House From “Nothing” After President Obama “Burned It Down”

President Trump Goes in Painstaking Delusional Detail About How He Built the White House from the Ground Up. (Satire)

May 16, 2020

Trump Claims to Have Built White House From “Nothing” After President Obama “Burned It Down”

May 16, 2020

Frederic Poag

Co-Worker Who Had Kushner In Office Indictment Pool Saddened By Manafort Indictment

Manafort Reminding Trump About All Those Recorded Conversations He Still Has Shortly After the Indictment Came Down

Oct 31, 2017

Co-Worker Who Had Kushner In Office Indictment Pool Saddened By Manafort Indictment

Oct 31, 2017

Frederic Poag

Open Robe Sales Plummet After Sexual Misconduct Allegations

Saul Terrycloth, owner and operator of Saul’s Open Robe Emporium and Sundries, stared at the racks of open robes on display as a handful of…

Oct 28, 2017

Open Robe Sales Plummet After Sexual Misconduct Allegations

Oct 28, 2017

Frederic Poag

Hell Inc. Installs New CEO Lilith As Satan Resigns Amidst Sexual Harassment Claims

This morning, Hell Inc. released a statement in response to sexual harassment claims made by six hundred and sixty six former and current…

Oct 28, 2017

Hell Inc. Installs New CEO Lilith As Satan Resigns Amidst Sexual Harassment Claims

Oct 28, 2017

Frederic Poag

Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Patriarchal Masterplan Through Women Eating Salad Pictures

After a brief argument with Daily Banter Czarist Dictator Ben Cohen about whether mileage should be reimbursed in fast food coupons or “Buy…

Oct 28, 2017

Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Patriarchal Masterplan Through Women Eating Salad Pictures

Oct 28, 2017

Frederic Poag

Anonymous All Male Panel Assembled to Tackle Rampant Sexual Harassment

Amidst a tidal wave of allegations surrounding disgraced movie producer Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood entertainment industry executives have…

Oct 28, 2017

Anonymous All Male Panel Assembled to Tackle Rampant Sexual Harassment

Oct 28, 2017

Frederic Poag

Republicans ‘Proud Papas’ At President Trump’s Perfect Score On Hurricane Maria Relief Effort

Republican Leaders were ecstatic after President Trump gave himself a perfect score on his administration’s handling of Puerto Rico during…

Oct 28, 2017

Republicans ‘Proud Papas’ At President Trump’s Perfect Score On Hurricane Maria Relief Effort

Oct 28, 2017

Frederic Poag

Political Scientists Baffled at Pictures of Obamas Reading to School Children

Political scientists at the Presidential Politics Institute of Washington D.C., colloquially known as “The Beltway Consensus”, were stunned…

Oct 28, 2017

Political Scientists Baffled at Pictures of Obamas Reading to School Children

Oct 28, 2017

Frederic Poag

Alien Band Leader Makes Contact With Earth to Disavow Republican Candidate’s Claims

Humanity was stunned today as aliens from “a galaxy far, far away” made first contact through a hastily assembled press conference given by…

Oct 28, 2017

Alien Band Leader Makes Contact With Earth to Disavow Republican Candidate’s Claims

Oct 28, 2017

Frederic Poag

Frederic Poag

Writer, RPG Geek and Hip Hop Head who is still Checking the Rhime for Electric Relaxation, but sometimes gets Lost in the Supermarket.

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