Published inThe FrogCockfield man suspicious the plan may not be to get back to normal after 171st national lockdownThe United Kingdom will enter its 171st national lockdown on January 27th 2075 and now 79-year-old Cartan Brandrews from Cockfield is…Jan 24, 2021Jan 24, 2021
Published inThe FrogGod reveals the meaning of life is to put as little pressure on the NHS as possibleThe Christian God was a surprise speaker at Boris Johnson’s latest coronavirus press conference where he revealed what many have suspected…Jan 19, 2021Jan 19, 2021
Published inThe Frog“SMH at dumb Americans r/n. Democracy is dead” tweets Brit who supports lockdownsThe Twitter user — who has #WearAMask and #FBPE in their bio — was commenting on the storming of the Capitol building by Trump supporters…Jan 10, 2021Jan 10, 2021
Published inThe FrogMigrant birds will now only able to enter UK if they have required skillsNow that Britain has left the EU birds wanting to enter the UK will face far tougher entry requirements including a points system based on…Jan 8, 2021Jan 8, 2021
Published inThe FrogMoral of inspiring new novel is that you should blindly let government control your lifeA powerful new book co-published by The Guardian and the BBC titled “The Path of Least Resistance” is dominated by themes highlighting the…Jan 1, 2021Jan 1, 2021
Published inThe FrogShamima Begum moves in with Gary LinekerFollowing his offer to take in refugees and calls for the ISIS bride to be returned to Britain, Begum has become the first person in need…Dec 4, 20201Dec 4, 20201
Published inThe FrogBiden caught on camera sniffing two-year-old: Victim border collie speaks outJoe “The Senile Sniffer” Biden has been caught on camera once again sniffing without consent yet this time the victim was not human. This…Nov 22, 2020Nov 22, 2020
Published inThe FrogSlavery reparations from Britain funded by reparations from Norway funded by reparations from…The Worldwide Arbitrary Awarding of Reparations Council (WAARC) has, in the interests of logical fairness and consistency, ruled that…Nov 9, 2020Nov 9, 2020
Published inThe FrogMan kicks off on Antiques Roadshow after discovering his antique sword is pricelessGrant Bigginson of Peebles purchased a sword for £15 from his local Sue Ryder that he believed had been used by William Wallace. He was…Oct 23, 2020Oct 23, 2020
Published inThe FrogLead actor in Captain Sir Tom Moore biopic will be black to reflect British Army diversityProducers of the film detailing the veteran’s life up to his charity walk for the NHS are looking to cast a black actor as skin colour…Oct 14, 2020Oct 14, 2020
