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The goalposts have been moving because of people like you obsessed about who is white and who is not…

by the way…

don’t want to hurt your white-power feelings…

but you should probably know…

just for you…

www.myheritage.com/DNA/LaborDay-Sale‎

www.23andme.com/

www.ancestrydna.com/

I won’t tell anyone the results. Your khaki and tiki-torch friends don’t need to know.

I’ll keep your secret, because I know you need my help.

I bet you had a black great-grandfather. Just a guess.

Had anything good to eat today?

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