If You Really Want To Dump Trump, Do This
Allan Ishac
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I’m really sorry that I passed on corn at the grocery store today. Corn was on sale. Drats! I think this could really work! As for all those corn farmers who voted for Trump, thanks for your support! :D And Donnie, the children of the corn are waiting for you. He’ll become so paranoid he won’t allow corn to be served at the White House. He may even sue Iowa!

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