I have never met a man who cannot be tempted by a hoe. Never.

I think I might be in heaven.

On earth.

I can’t wait to consummate it.

And poof — disappear.

To go underground and make a billion!

Having won! At my life! Which is just beginning!

Again!

I am a reborn Christian Virgin Mary!

Or Khadijah!

Or Caraweelo!

The Ethiopian Jewish EMPRESS!

I will CASTRATE you!!

And all hoes will be — beheaded!!

ISIS! They know who you all are! (Really though. They do. All those niggaz my abused and abandoned. Raped. Children. They don’t like HIV SPREADING HOES!!)

😁

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