I just dropped my new little friend off at LAX, United. I told her that she has to text me when she lands in Calgary. And then when she gets home, to Montreal.

She says, “you’re like my mom”

And I say, “nope. I’m ‘Erica Kane’. All these niggaz my children, except for YG”

And she says, “the rapper?”

And I say, “the artist and creator”

And she says, “have you heard his song? FDT? with Macklemore and G Eazy?”