The Secret of Playa Guiones Season 2 Ep. 3
Tyler Travis addressed the camera. “Our investigation into the legendary Nosara vortex has led us deeper and deeper into stranger and stranger territory. Is it possible that a popular yoga teacher can shed some light on the bizarre and otherworldly activities that we have witnessed in our quest to discover the secret of Playa Guiones?
Jenny continued the introduction. “Anna Ananaba has a loyal following of yoga students here in Nosara, but she tells us that she channels an alien spirit from the planet Venus who is providing spiritual guidance to her students.”
Radar pointed to a screen. “I measured anomalous high frequency spikes during her yoga class that I can’t explain. But I can’t explain anything anymore, nothing makes sense in Nosara.”
Tyler continued, “Earlier, Anna agreed to channel Vanna from Venus and allow us to ask questions and record the event. Here is what we learned.”
Anna supported herself with a colorful collection of pillows and bolsters on a poolside lounge, and closed her eyes.
Anna spoke. “I am Vanna. I come from the planet Venus in your own sun system. I have been called to answer your questions directly. To whom am I speaking?”
Tyler spoke first. “I am Tyler Travis, and I have been trained as an astrophysicist because of my interest in knowing more about the universe. But we’ve been sent here by a cable TV company to try to figure out something that seems to be completely out of this world. At this point, I’m willing to consider any possibility. My mind is so wide open at this point that my brains may have slipped out.”
“And I’m Jenny Jiminez. I’m a molecular biologist, and my early interest was in understanding how our bodies work. I’m starting to think that everything I’ve been taught is wrong, so I’m willing to consider anything now.”
“Yes, I’m Radar McCarthy and I join my colleagues in their confusion about what’s actually real. I have advanced degrees in physics, for whatever that is worth, and lots of questions.”
“Very well, please proceed,” Vanna spoke.
Tyler started. “I feel like I’m back in grad school smoking weed with my study group asking questions like ‘how is time linked to the other three dimensions’ ? But seriously, the three of us had an experience with beings in a spaceship. Was that you guys?”
“Did this exchange you had involve the collection of your precious body fluids?” Vanna asked.
“Yes,” Radar blurted. “If that was you, that’s considered a major crime on our planet.”
“No, those were not Venusians. They come from another planet in our system, the one you call Uranus. If you had direct contact with them, that is unfortunate. They only want to use your DNA to create another slave race on a moon of Jupiter.”
“What? Create another race!?” Tyler exclaimed. “You mean there’s going to be little Tyler hybrids running around on Europa? That’s crazy!”
“Yes, it is so. But you may also be a star in one of their holographic porn films. They are a scourge on your planet.”
“What? That whole episode was recorded? In 3-D? I’d like to see the evidence of that,” Tyler said defensively.
“The time is not right for that. Do you have other questions?”
“Yes, what are you doing here?” Radar demanded.
“We are here to help earthlings evolve by raising your frequency so that you become aware of the limitless ocean of consciousness that we are a part of.”
“Why would we want to do that?” Radar challenged.
“That’s a long story, if I have to use your language. It will take you back to the beginning of your race. You think of the earth as your planet, but you were seeded here by Reptoids from the planet Reptococus. They engineered your DNA, but there was a bug in their coding that made you more difficult to control. Nevertheless, you each have a unique spirit that continues to live when your bodies have expired. But the Reptoids programmed your spirits to remain chained to the earth through continuous cycles, so as to serve their ultimate purposes.”
“You’re saying the human race was created by aliens from the planet Reptococcus, am I hearing that right?” Tyler was incredulous.
“Yes, it is a lot to consider, I understand. But allow me to continue. As a Venusian, I am an Ambassador of Free Will. It is part of our planetary mission to promote Free Will throughout our Galaxy, whenever we receive an invitation and a plea for support.”
“I’m not sure what you mean by Free Will. Can you elaborate?” Radar puzzled.
“Your scientists are starting to understand the dynamics of adding the element of time to your three spacial dimensions. Free Will is when you learn how to operate from the dimension beyond that. It’s when you can observe your own programming, and choose to step away from it. You can then choose your next life fully aware of yourself and free of the planet earth.”
“Well, I’ll have to think about that,” Tyler mused. “But hey, while we have you here, can you tell us about this strange vortex here? Is there something special about this place?”
“Yes, there is a special energy. It is why we have our training center here, and why yoga students and teachers from around the world are attracted to this location. There is a special harmonic that is created by the crystal energy here. A massive crystal is beneath the beach, and it naturally raises everyone’s frequency.”
Radar spoke. “That might explain some of the measurements I’ve been getting.”
Jenny said, “Yes, I feel like I’m able to think on a higher level since I’ve been down here.”
Tyler asked, “Can you tell us more about the Reptoids who you say created us?”
“Yes, of course. The Reptoids have not left your planet. They continue to pursue their ultimate goals for earth. The errors they made with your DNA have only put their plans on a longer time scale, but they continue to scheme for more direct and forceful control. It is a critical time period for your civilization because the Reptoids have new tools at their disposal. The internet and computer technology are precursors for the application of their advanced machine intelligence system that can turn your planet into an ant farm to suit their own commercial interests.”
“That’s crazy!” Tyler exclaimed. “I thought that was just a crazy conspiracy theory! You mean Reptillians really do want to control us?!”
“Yes, all your conspiracy theories are actually true,” Vanna spoke. “But there is hope. We are training an army of yoga teachers who are spreading across the planet who have had special instruction in raising the frequency of the earthling civilization. This mind training is available to anyone who seeks it. Consciousness is the only escape route.”
Poolside at their luxe rental home, the scientists discussed their latest findings.
“This rabbit hole just gets deeper and deeper,” Tyler spoke with an air of defeat.
“Just when Nosara gets weirder, it keeps getting even weirder. Is this what a plant ceremony is like? I simply can’t handle it,” Jenny lamented.
Radar pondered. “Maybe this is some sort of matrix? What if all of this is really a simulation? It’s theoretically possible. I’m ready to unplug.”
“Well, we can’t just unplug,” Tyler stated. “First of all, millions of people have been watching. If it weren’t for The Curse of Oak Island we’d be number one on cable.”
“What if everything really is a conspiracy,” Jenny pondered. “If there is a cabal of Reptoid aliens secretly in control of the planet I may have to rethink who I’m voting for in the next election.”
“Well, now I’m really confused,” Tyler shrugged. “But if you think about it, look at how everybody is always staring into their phones. And if an unfriendly alien force is controlling our media and has control of artificial intelligence, it’s not out of the question to think that we could all become zombie robots.”
“Zombie robots. Now you’re scaring me, Tyler. How about we all take a few deep yoga breaths, and chill out for a minute,” Jenny suggested.
“Let me see if I can make any sense out of what’s happening to us here on Playa Guiones,” Tyler offered. “I’m not sure where to start, but here goes. The Nosara vortex is caused by a giant crystal buried underneath the beach here, and it’s giving off some strange frequencies that are behind a lot of even stranger things. It may or may not have attracted visitors from the planet Uranus who are here to extract our gametes so they can create hybrids on Jupiter’s moon. And that’s just for starters.”
“It gets stranger from here, folks,” Radar interrupted.
“Yes, for sure,” Tyler continued. “The quartz has attracted another visitor, someone from the planet Venus, who is here to help mankind discover Free Will. Free Will represents the ability to join a greater consciousness that allows people to transcend their everyday reality. Is that about right?”
“Yes,” Jenny affirmed. “Free Will is all about universal consciousness. But the next part is scary.”
Tyler continued, “According to Vanna, who spoke directly to us through a yoga teacher, earth is secretly controlled by aliens from another planet called Reptococcus. They engineered our DNA and have some sort of secret business plan for us.”
“It all makes sense. Not,” Radar opined. “Of course, we have no evidence for any of this.”
“No, we don’t,” Tyler agreed. “None of this makes sense, but it makes me think. Vanna said all conspiracies are true. Was 9–11 really an inside job? If aliens were involved, anything could be possible.”
“Well, I have a hard time believing that aliens are controlling our planet,” Radar continued. “If they are, they’re doing a pretty poor job of it. What are they trying to do, get us all killed? I see nothing but chaos, not order. We humans are the biggest danger to ourselves.”
Tyler furrowed his brow. “Wolf, what’s our security situation? If what we’re finding is true, the Deep State isn’t going to want us disclosing it on cable television.”
Security Chief Wolf Masterson, lurking in the background as usual, responded. “Well, if the Deep State wants to send in Men in Black to kill us all, they’re going to have a hard time blending in with the locals. You’re more likely to die from crossfire between the local drug gangs. But seriously, have you been smoking the local weed? It’s laced with fentanyl.”
“No, but I make sure the seal on every bottle of Flor de Cana is unbroken.,” Tyler assured. “And I’ll be cracking a freshie soon.”
To be continued…