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Raul Mondesi, Jr.: Suspended for PEDs. Dante Bichette, Jr.: Playing like dogshit for the minor-league Trenton Thunder. Fernando Tatis, Jr.: No chance he’ll ever hit two grand slams in one inning. These kids just remind me that my 64-year-old dad can still kick my ass.

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