Plurpy the Romantic Seal

Plurpy slowly phased out of his sleep when a very lucid thought struck him. ”Today is the day I’m going to find love.”

He slid out of bed and began exploring the ocean, mustering as much confidence as he could.

He found a very beautiful octopus. But Plurpy hid behind a sea rock, too scared to approach her. ”Who am I kidding,” Plurpy thought to himself. ”That octopus could never love me.”

“Don’t say that, Plurpy!” an enchanted voice called. Plurpy spun around to find his guardian seahorse, dressed in a dashing seahorse gown.

“Oh guardian seahorse!” Plurpy said. ”I’m just not lucky enough to be with that octopus.”

“Take off your clothes,” his guardian seahorse told him.

“What?” asked Plurpy, a little startled.

“Take them clothes off, boy, or I’ll take ‘em off for you.”

Plurpy was scared. He would finally find love.