AOC Is An Environmental Abomination! I Have The Proof!

Guest gotcha piece by: Trent Barnacle

The New York Post found damning evidence that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is an environmental abomination despite believing that me and my family cannot eat hamburgers for breakfast, lunch and dinner every single day. Well, their story was just the tip of the iceberg, which is very strong and is not melting at all. Wake up and smell the wastefulness, sheeple!

AOC’s dream world!

- Throws her toilet paper away after ONE use!

- Does not pick up and use discarded lipsticks from the ground!

- Is a girl so uses tampons, probably

- Reads books, which are famously made of paper

- Wears clothes — definitely has killed thousands of sheep!

- Looks like she smells nice, meaning she takes SHOWERS or BATHS which use WATER

- Uses Twitter.com — enormous energy suck = HATES the environment

- Talks to magical old tree Bernie Sanders

- Cooks food. Food is a murdered animal or plant.

- Speaks English AND Spanish?? Uses two languages when I only need to use one. Hmmmmmmm…..

- Is from the Bronx…where they have a zoo!?

- Sometimes wears glasses, sometimes doesn’t. Does she throw glasses away every day?

- Says she loves environment but killed Amazon (Named after most famous rainforest — look it up!)

- TWO LAST NAMES? #wasteful