Other Buttons I Wouldn’t Let Trump Anywhere Near

Last week, Donald Trump thrice asked, if we have nuclear weapons, why don’t we use them?

In light of that, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee Presents:
Buttons other than nuclear ones I also wouldn’t allow Donald Trump anywhere near.

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“That was easy” — me, describing my decision not to let him touch this button.

Donald, you may not touch this old, boxy mouse.

Absolutely not.

Please get out of my car.

The hardest pass of all time.

No. You do not need this.

Please stop calling into news shows, ok?

Do not press start, do not pick a rinse cycle. Please leave my house.

It’s just too much power for you, Donald.

I would sooner let my Tamagotchi die.

Without a doubt, allowing Donald Trump to touch any of these buttons would lead to an unmitigated global disaster.

**UPDATE 8/11/16** 
In light of recent news, we have chosen to update our list.

Your Secret Service had too much fun so now you’ve lost pressing privileges.