Full FrontalAOC Is An Environmental Abomination! I Have The Proof!Guest gotcha piece by: Trent Barnacle2 min read·Mar 4, 2019--2--2
Full FrontalHoward Schultz’s Plan for AmericaThe Starbucks CEO announced yesterday that he’s considering running for President as an Independent. Despite likely splitting the vote and…1 min read·Jan 29, 2019----
Full FrontalYour Favorite Thanksgiving Sides & How They VotedThanksgiving has long been the holiday of awkwardly avoiding political topics. Who among us hasn’t made a quick pivot away from the…2 min read·Nov 19, 2018----
Full FrontalSome Ways That Playoff Baseball Is Actually Just Like What Our Show Would’ve Been This WeekFull Frontal doesn’t have a new episode this week because of the MLB playoffs, which apparently happens every single October like some kind…2 min read·Oct 3, 2018----
Full FrontalHow To Age Gracefully When You’re A Dying NationAmerica, as one of the youngest nations alive (242 years) you might think you’re not yet susceptible to signs of aging, but girl, some…2 min read·Jul 3, 2018--2--2
Full FrontalMelania’s State Dinner Vision BoardTonight, Melania Trump will be hosting her first state dinner. Prior to being trophy wife-turned-reluctant first lady, Melania was actually…2 min read·Apr 24, 2018--2--2
Full FrontalWe Used All Our Detective Skills to Figure Out Which Congressman Delivered the “Profanity-Laced…Mr. Erickson, you gave us all the clues5 min read·Apr 11, 2018--11--11
Full FrontalSubmission to be Head Writer of Fox & FriendsFox & Friends, President Trump’s favorite morning show is hiring a new head writer. We would love to throw our hat in the ring. Below…2 min read·Feb 9, 2018--17--17
Full FrontalSome Things Are Good! (We’ll Email You the Proof)Look, everyday is a waking nightmare — we will not argue that point with you. But once a week, our staff unfurls from a group fetal…2 min read·Jan 22, 2018--6--6
Full Frontal6 Other Amorphous Viruses That Can Run Breitbart NowYesterday, Steve Bannon and Breitbart “News” parted ways. It is hard to imagine this juggernaut of soft boys without their fearless blob at…2 min read·Jan 10, 2018--3--3