AOC Is An Environmental Abomination! I Have The Proof!Guest gotcha piece by: Trent BarnacleMar 4, 20192Mar 4, 20192
Howard Schultz’s Plan for AmericaThe Starbucks CEO announced yesterday that he’s considering running for President as an Independent. Despite likely splitting the vote and…Jan 29, 2019Jan 29, 2019
Your Favorite Thanksgiving Sides & How They VotedThanksgiving has long been the holiday of awkwardly avoiding political topics. Who among us hasn’t made a quick pivot away from the…Nov 19, 2018Nov 19, 2018
Some Ways That Playoff Baseball Is Actually Just Like What Our Show Would’ve Been This WeekFull Frontal doesn’t have a new episode this week because of the MLB playoffs, which apparently happens every single October like some kind…Oct 3, 2018Oct 3, 2018
How To Age Gracefully When You’re A Dying NationAmerica, as one of the youngest nations alive (242 years) you might think you’re not yet susceptible to signs of aging, but girl, some…Jul 3, 20182Jul 3, 20182
Melania’s State Dinner Vision BoardTonight, Melania Trump will be hosting her first state dinner. Prior to being trophy wife-turned-reluctant first lady, Melania was actually…Apr 24, 20182Apr 24, 20182
We Used All Our Detective Skills to Figure Out Which Congressman Delivered the “Profanity-Laced…Mr. Erickson, you gave us all the cluesApr 11, 201811Apr 11, 201811
Submission to be Head Writer of Fox & FriendsFox & Friends, President Trump’s favorite morning show is hiring a new head writer. We would love to throw our hat in the ring. Below…Feb 9, 201817Feb 9, 201817
Some Things Are Good! (We’ll Email You the Proof)Look, everyday is a waking nightmare — we will not argue that point with you. But once a week, our staff unfurls from a group fetal…Jan 22, 20186Jan 22, 20186
6 Other Amorphous Viruses That Can Run Breitbart NowYesterday, Steve Bannon and Breitbart “News” parted ways. It is hard to imagine this juggernaut of soft boys without their fearless blob at…Jan 10, 20183Jan 10, 20183