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Aug 9, 2017 · 4 min read

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" Don't worry about the world coming to an end today . It is already tomorrow in Australia " - Charles Schulz
" Don't worry about the world coming to an end today . It is already tomorrow in Australia " - Charles Schulz
" Don't worry about the world coming to an end today . It is already tomorrow in Australia " - Charles Schulz
" Don't worry about the world coming to an end today . It is already tomorrow in Australia " - Charles Schulz
“ Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today . It is already tomorrow in Australia “ — Charles Schulz
" A sense of humor makes a MAN handsome "
" A sense of humor makes a MAN handsome "
" A sense of humor makes a MAN handsome "
" A sense of humor makes a MAN handsome "
“ A sense of humor makes a MAN handsome “
I meant to behave ... but there were too many other options
I meant to behave ... but there were too many other options
My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when i saked what's funny , she said " everyone here is alive because i got laid "
My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when i saked what's funny , she said " everyone here is alive because i got laid "
My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when i saked what's funny , she said " everyone here is alive because i got laid "
My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when i saked what's funny , she said " everyone here is alive because i got laid "
My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when i saked what’s funny , she said “ everyone here is alive because i got laid “
Square box , round pizza , triangle slices ... I'M CONFUSED !
Square box , round pizza , triangle slices ... I'M CONFUSED !
Square box , round pizza , triangle slices ... I'M CONFUSED !
Square box , round pizza , triangle slices ... I'M CONFUSED !
Square box , round pizza , triangle slices … I’M CONFUSED !
If i won the award for laziness , I would send somebody to pick it up for me
If i won the award for laziness , I would send somebody to pick it up for me
If i won the award for laziness , I would send somebody to pick it up for me
If i won the award for laziness , I would send somebody to pick it up for me
If i won the award for laziness , I would send somebody to pick it up for me
Shopping is an art . I am an artist . Respect please
Shopping is an art . I am an artist . Respect please
Shopping is an art . I am an artist . Respect please
Shopping is an art . I am an artist . Respect please
Shopping is an art . I am an artist . Respect please
" Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality "
" Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality "
" Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality "
" Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality "
“ Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality “
Retire is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others , even though you never followed it in your own life
Retire is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others , even though you never followed it in your own life
Retire is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others , even though you never followed it in your own life
Retire is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others , even though you never followed it in your own life
Retire is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others , even though you never followed it in your own life
" Opportunity does not knock , it presents itself when you beat down the door " - Kyle Chandler
" Opportunity does not knock , it presents itself when you beat down the door " - Kyle Chandler
" Opportunity does not knock , it presents itself when you beat down the door " - Kyle Chandler
" Opportunity does not knock , it presents itself when you beat down the door " - Kyle Chandler
“ Opportunity does not knock , it presents itself when you beat down the door “ — Kyle Chandler
" Sometimes you need to look at Life from a different perspective "
" Sometimes you need to look at Life from a different perspective "
" Sometimes you need to look at Life from a different perspective "
" Sometimes you need to look at Life from a different perspective "
“ Sometimes you need to look at Life from a different perspective “
As long as everything's exactly the way i want it , I'm totally flexible
As long as everything's exactly the way i want it , I'm totally flexible
As long as everything's exactly the way i want it , I'm totally flexible
As long as everything's exactly the way i want it , I'm totally flexible
As long as everything’s exactly the way i want it , I’m totally flexible
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He won't expect it back
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He won't expect it back
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He won't expect it back
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He won't expect it back
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He won’t expect it back
The correct way to weigh yourself : I can't believe i was doing it wrong these years
The correct way to weigh yourself : I can't believe i was doing it wrong these years
The correct way to weigh yourself : I can't believe i was doing it wrong these years
The correct way to weigh yourself : I can't believe i was doing it wrong these years
The correct way to weigh yourself : I can’t believe i was doing it wrong these years
Ugh ... Do i really have to go ? I would much rather stay home look like shit an do nothing
Ugh ... Do i really have to go ? I would much rather stay home look like shit an do nothing
Ugh ... Do i really have to go ? I would much rather stay home look like shit an do nothing
Ugh ... Do i really have to go ? I would much rather stay home look like shit an do nothing
Ugh … Do i really have to go ? I would much rather stay home look like shit an do nothing
Life is like a cup of tea ... It's all in how you make it ...
Life is like a cup of tea ... It's all in how you make it ...
Life is like a cup of tea ... It's all in how you make it ...
Life is like a cup of tea ... It's all in how you make it ...
Life is like a cup of tea … It’s all in how you make it …
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym . Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas . It's called balance
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym . Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas . It's called balance
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym . Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas . It's called balance
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym . Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas . It's called balance
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym . Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas . It’s called balance
If someone calls you a crazy freak just thank them . Nothing throws people off like a proud , polite crazy freak
If someone calls you a crazy freak just thank them . Nothing throws people off like a proud , polite crazy freak
If someone calls you a crazy freak just thank them . Nothing throws people off like a proud , polite crazy freak
If someone calls you a crazy freak just thank them . Nothing throws people off like a proud , polite crazy freak
If someone calls you a crazy freak just thank them . Nothing throws people off like a proud , polite crazy freak
Sometimes we just miss the point
Sometimes we just miss the point
Sometimes we just miss the point
Sometimes we just miss the point
Sometimes we just miss the point
I tried to act normal " Worst 5 minutes " Of my life
I tried to act normal " Worst 5 minutes " Of my life
I tried to act normal " Worst 5 minutes " Of my life
I tried to act normal " Worst 5 minutes " Of my life
I tried to act normal “ Worst 5 minutes “ Of my life
I almost gave a fuck scared the shit out myself
I almost gave a fuck scared the shit out myself
I almost gave a fuck scared the shit out myself
I almost gave a fuck scared the shit out myself
I almost gave a fuck scared the shit out myself
My soulmate is out there somewhere , pushing a pull door ... I just know it
My soulmate is out there somewhere , pushing a pull door ... I just know it
My soulmate is out there somewhere , pushing a pull door ... I just know it
My soulmate is out there somewhere , pushing a pull door ... I just know it
My soulmate is out there somewhere , pushing a pull door … I just know it
HAPPY CHOOSE DAY ! We all have the right to choose ... and i choose to be around people that make me giggle , smile & enjoy my silly-ness !
HAPPY CHOOSE DAY ! We all have the right to choose ... and i choose to be around people that make me giggle , smile & enjoy my silly-ness !
HAPPY CHOOSE DAY ! We all have the right to choose ... and i choose to be around people that make me giggle , smile & enjoy my silly-ness !
HAPPY CHOOSE DAY ! We all have the right to choose ... and i choose to be around people that make me giggle , smile & enjoy my silly-ness !
HAPPY CHOOSE DAY ! We all have the right to choose … and i choose to be around people that make me giggle , smile & enjoy my silly-ness !
I'm just gonna . Park my ass right here
I'm just gonna . Park my ass right here
I'm just gonna . Park my ass right here
I'm just gonna . Park my ass right here
I’m just gonna . Park my ass right here
Women should know how to cook . Men should know how to cook . If you're a fucking adult you should know how to cook
Women should know how to cook . Men should know how to cook . If you're a fucking adult you should know how to cook
Women should know how to cook . Men should know how to cook . If you're a fucking adult you should know how to cook
Women should know how to cook . Men should know how to cook . If you're a fucking adult you should know how to cook
Women should know how to cook . Men should know how to cook . If you’re a fucking adult you should know how to cook
" The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do " -Humerous Quotes
" The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do " -Humerous Quotes
" The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do " -Humerous Quotes
" The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do " -Humerous Quotes
“ The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do “ -Humerous Quotes
Just saw a squirrel trying to carry a wine bottle up a tree . I think i found my spirit animal
Just saw a squirrel trying to carry a wine bottle up a tree . I think i found my spirit animal
Just saw a squirrel trying to carry a wine bottle up a tree . I think i found my spirit animal
Just saw a squirrel trying to carry a wine bottle up a tree . I think i found my spirit animal
Just saw a squirrel trying to carry a wine bottle up a tree . I think i found my spirit animal
What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor
What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor
What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor
What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor
What doesn’t kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor
If i had no sense of humor , i would long ago have committed suicide - Mahatma Gandhi
If i had no sense of humor , i would long ago have committed suicide - Mahatma Gandhi
If i had no sense of humor , i would long ago have committed suicide - Mahatma Gandhi
If i had no sense of humor , i would long ago have committed suicide - Mahatma Gandhi
If i had no sense of humor , i would long ago have committed suicide — Mahatma Gandhi
There's no louder sound than the crunch of something . You're not supposed to be eating
There's no louder sound than the crunch of something . You're not supposed to be eating
There's no louder sound than the crunch of something . You're not supposed to be eating
There's no louder sound than the crunch of something . You're not supposed to be eating
There’s no louder sound than the crunch of something . You’re not supposed to be eating

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