Humor Love Quotes
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Love = a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the worldA coffee and you . This is the best way to start the dayPeople changeYOu leave your mark on me . Every time your lips claim mineI want to be cuddled , but i also want to be left the hell alone . Being crazy is hardAll you need is love . But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurtThey say we’re too young to understand love , but may be they’re too old to understand usLove is being stuid togetherI love you more than coffee but not always before coffeeLove is caring even when you’re angryI’m nt crazy . My reality is just different than yoursWhat kind of shorts do clouds wear ? ThunderwearI didn’t mean to fall in love , but you made it so easy …Love is like a fart . If you have to force it , it’s probably crapSnows , they will come but i know the sun will shine againYou had me at hello — Jerry MaguireI am happy my bow . Even though it makes my butt bigDon’t be sad , because sad backwards is das , and das not goodA course life is A BITCH . If it was a slut , it would be easyThat crazy little sun of a beachIf two people are in love nothing is impossible , expect deciding where to eatI just want to have fun and be in love with you — Humor Love QuotesI can’t wait until i can roll over at 2 A.M to find your lips instead of a textPeople who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full , miss the point . The glass is refillableI’m mostly “ PEACE , LOVE , AND LIGHT “ and a little “ GO FUCK YOURSELF “Grow old with me …Love you to the beach and back