HAL MenckenStarlink Satellites Stolen?John Jay kept hitting refresh on his browser, but no luck, he made sure his power was on, it was, then finally he cleared off the cats…Apr 12, 2022Apr 12, 2022
HAL MenckeninThefuturussatoshiBonnie & Clyde Murder on the MoonAssault lasers illuminated the Moon’s black sky. A shattered colony dome leaked oxygen and bodies were flushed into the vacuum of space…May 28, 2019May 28, 2019
HAL MenckeninThefuturussatoshiA.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers Stranded On Waterworld Gliese 1214b ~ The Futurus SatoshiWhat began as a truly universal big wave surfing competition, this years “Intergalactic Eddie” turned into a desperate rescue mission…Apr 21, 2019Apr 21, 2019
HAL MenckeninThefuturussatoshiSandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30 ~ The Futurus SatoshiThe Trolley Dodgers Defeat Seibu Lions 2–1 in Extra Innings on Jackie Robinson Day. Jesse Omega Owens Reporting: Brooklyn Dome, Brooklyn…Apr 17, 2019Apr 17, 2019
HAL MenckeninThefuturussatoshiLittle Blue Men Invade TijuanaFording the Tijuana River across several locations late last night hordes of armed men crossed into Mexican Federation territory occupying…Apr 13, 2019Apr 13, 2019
HAL MenckeninThefuturussatoshiMerica Coin Replaces U$ DollarPresidentor signs The Paper Reserve Act. Mired by a stagnant economy, rife unemployment, and riddled with low consumer confidence, the…Apr 7, 2019Apr 7, 2019
HAL MenckeninThefuturussatoshiAMERICAN FOREIGN LEGION SAVES INDEPENDENCE HALLLuddite terror groups attacked, and sought to occupy Philadelphia’s Independence Hall amidst this mornings busy rush hour, launching…Apr 3, 2019Apr 3, 2019
HAL MenckenKESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTHThe sky is falling Chicken Little. The sky is falling. Unprecedented damage has taken place on an planetary scale. A pinball space debris…Apr 2, 2019Apr 2, 2019
HAL MenckeninThefuturussatoshiKESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTHThe sky is falling. Unprecedented damage has taken place on an planetary scale. A pinball space debris disaster began late last night, as…Apr 2, 2019Apr 2, 2019