Yesterday Scout Willis decided that she was mad as hell and didn't want to take it anymore. So she decided to commit to a cause.

There are the #bringbackourgirls hashtags, but that's so last week. There were the #saveukraine, #prayfortheo, #freewillie and the #readmylips hashtags.

Michelle Obama, the First Lady of Photo-Ops, started the #bringbackourgirls hashtag. Scout, perhaps seeing the attention and publicity decided to become a Kardashian and become famous because of the circumstances she was born in.

Named, for reasons I am not interested in, Scout when Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutchers ex-wife Demi Moore brought her into this world. She decided to think of ways to have the papparazzi stalk her.

What is better than a pretty face? Nipples! Ask George Costanza.
So, she did what any self-respecting wannabee celebrity or insecure human being living in the shadows of hills Demi and Bruce would do. She went topless in New York City.

When she went shopping for melons she went shopping for melons with her melons. When she went for a stroll in Manhattan she brought along

her mellons for show and tell. She is trending now and she has only her cause de celebre to thank for it. #freenipples #bringhernippleshome.

I am already“Excited” to see the sequels; “#freeournipples the enhanced versions.” or “#bringourboobieshome. Email me at pleasefreenipples@gmail.com your sequels and someone will win…nothing but their name on this website and perhaps some social sites.

Prediction — #freemyweenie is coming up next on the #free15seconds tour starring…