Gabriel SkvorinSome NewsHell Opens New Wing For Souls Who Fed Pigeons And SquirrelsHELL — With the opening of Hell’s latest wing, Satan is realizing a long-held dream. People who feed pigeons, ducks, raccoons, and other…Jul 14, 2022Jul 14, 2022
Gabriel SkvorinSome NewsUrban Chickens Form Gangs To SurviveLONG BEACH, CA — In a news story worthy of George Orwell, a violent trend is unfolding among homeowners who’ve decided to keep chickens…Jun 13, 2022Jun 13, 2022
Gabriel SkvorinSome NewsFox News Wins Award For Non-Coverage Of January 6th HearingsNEW YORK— As the House Committee on the January 6th Capitol Insurrection shares its findings with the American people, an unlikely dark…Jun 10, 20221Jun 10, 20221
Gabriel SkvorinSome NewsWeekly Writers Forced To Write DailySANTA CRUZ, CA — Writers at Santa Cruz’s free weekly newspaper Cruising Weekly have successfully formed a union to counter what they call…Jun 7, 2022Jun 7, 2022
Gabriel SkvorinSome NewsCatholic Parish Provides Impossible Communion™ For Vegan FaithfulBOLINAS, CA—In an effort to be more humane and cater to a congregation that is mostly vegan, the Christ The Surfer Catholic Church…May 26, 2022May 26, 2022
Gabriel SkvorinSome NewsOklahoma Passes Bill Banning Crossing State LineOKLAHOMA CITY — Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt is expected to sign into law HB 4327, an abortion ban that starts at the moment of…May 23, 2022May 23, 2022
Gabriel SkvorinSome NewsFuture Moon Missions Give NASA Astronauts Gift Of Getting Off The EarthCAPE CANAVERAL, FL — The Moon might be lifeless and desolate, peppered with trash left behind by former lunar missions but to some, most…May 18, 2022May 18, 2022
Gabriel SkvorinSome NewsReport: Man Who Buys Oversized Truck Also Has Oversized PenisTULSA, OK — A local car dealership recently made the unprecedented sale of an obscenely large pickup truck to man a with a massive penis…May 12, 2022May 12, 2022
