Just this one thing. No, really. Just one.

Top 20 of this. Best 10 of that. 8 ways to improve the other.

For fuck’s sake. Stop it people. Seriously. Enough’s enough. Stop using the list format for your blogs. It’s dreadful, trite, and makes you sound like a dickhead.

Next time you feel the urge to be ‘helpful’, do both yourself and your readers a favour first: pretend you can’t fucking count.