Living On The Edge
Tonight, the vegetable is the Onion in onion ring. Does that count? As a vegetable?
I don’t think there’s any real nutritional value in the O, but I am throwing caution to the wind. Ignoring that voice yelling about what might be in the crisper drawer.
No broccoli. No salad. No squash.
Just BBQ ribs and the O with some breeding — breeding! Autocorrect! Darn it! B-r-e-a-d-i-n-g!!
I’m so totally out of the running for mother of the year. At least I’m not selling pot like Nancy Botwin. Weeds? Seen it? Binge watched it? Been there.
N actually, no lie, cross my heart — he one arm hugged me because there was no salad.
We’ll have to double up tomorrow. On veggies, that is.
Not binge watching. That would be bad.