I can’t stand this style of writing. I’m done with Donsky articles. They’re needlessly complicated messes of half-sentences and run-ons. I love Hanks. I really wanted to read this, but it’s just awful.

Or, as Donsky would put it;

“I really, like a kid wants candy really, (really) wanted to read —DEVOUR! — this article, this mess of words, this spouting of concepts, this gathering of ideas, but it’s just… JUST!”