Dude yes, it’s insane. I mean I know a …I mean more than a handful but not like a ton of those people. It’s wacky. Sometimes I meet women and they ask me if I work. Like, lady, do I look like part of your trophy wife army? Last week I bought some really nice, incredibly inexpensive patio furniture off of this woman. She had not an ounce of fat, head to toe lululemon, tan but not to tan, not a hair out of place, huge rock and on and on. She was like “I just buy too much teak, it’s out of control I had to get rid of some of it” I was like yeah me too….

So there is a lot of tourists, or people who have vacation homes here but there’s also like, straight up trophy wives. Same hair, nose jobs, wedding rings, pilates classes. I think you have to have been training from birth to be one of those women, but if you think you can compete I will gladly take you to the proper bars to pick up rich old me.