Somewhere in the depths of my Twitter I live-tweet a choose-your-own-adventure erotica book.
Nicole Dieker

Excellent, I shall spend some undetermined time in the future twitter stalking that moment.

Tangentially related but after Canada elected their dreamy prime minster I bought Canadian dreamy prime minster erotica — without reading the “about” section and was delighted/found it hilarious that it was gay erotica. I didn’t even consider it a possibility which is basically the definition of being hetero-normative? I don’t hate when I realize that’s where my default thinking is and it’s wrong. So mad props for being more inclusive then my jerk brain.