There was actual, important shit to pay attention to, like Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, a man named after the president of the Confederacy and one of the Confederacy’s most successful generals not named “Lee” or “Johnston,” was getting his balls tickled by Congressional Republicans on his way to getting sworn in as Attorney General.
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Brian Geddes

It’s upsetting that the world is such a dumpster fire that we weren’t even able to make golden shower jokes for 24 hours before we had to go back to being horrified by the shit Trump is doing. Like I can’t just have a day to giggle about tinkle down economics and the PEEotus?

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