Hey everyone, I’m upset. I’m upset for the brave young rapist, Brock Turner. When you use hashtags like #BrockTurnertheRapist, #BrocktheRapist, #TheRapistknownasBROCKTURNER, or #WilltherealRapistBrockTurnerpleasestandup you’re hurting his feelings. It was only 20 minutes of action and we all know anything less then The Return of the King Special Extended version with directors commentary doesn’t really count. The potential of the young ribeye chef prodigy will now be forever tarnished. We can only hope that the guidance of his respectable father will be able to get him through the long, long sentence or 6 months, or even less God willing!. It could have been worse though if it wasn’t for the honorable Judge Aaron Persky. The American Justice system wins again by letting the impoverished white man succeed! Judge Aaron Persky, thank god for your pristine judgement in this case! So next time you want to tweet #BrockTheRaper, #BrockthePewterCityRapist, or #anythinglessthenTheReturnoftheKingSpecialExtendedversionwithdirectorscommentarydoesntreallycount think about the young man, not the girl he raped, I mean did you see what she was wearing?!