Trump To Guam Leader: “The Apocalypse Will Give You A Tenfold Boom In Tourism ”
Allan Ishac

We all hope there will be no violence, war or destruction on Guam. I really don’t think President Trump or Governor Calvo’s clumsy attempts at humor during their phone call mean either one of them wants it, either! Certainly not Governor Calvo! Donald Trump’s dark New York sense of humor gets him in trouble all the time, because nowadays most people have NO sense of humor and don’t understand dark humor at all. And his never ending feuds with everyone — mainly females — distract from the serious issues a President must face. “With all this drama in the WDC, sometimes it’s hard bein’ The Donald T, but somehow, some way, I keep comin’ up with funky-ass Tweets nearly every single day.” — -(apologies to Snoop Dogg)

I’m still shivering with antici….PATION to hear the legions of President Trump’s female fans — -including Madonna, Senator Elizabeth Warren, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Carly Fiorina, former Miss Universe Alicia Machado, Meg Whitman, and of course Rosie O’Donnell — -perform their musical tribute to the President. Highlight of the evening will be a spirited, and No Doubt, sincere rendition of Jean Knight’s Immortal Classic, “Mr. Big Stuff.”

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