Rollin’ though life in a stuck Transformer with The World’s Most Existential Beagle.
I don’t know if it’s arrogance, apathy, or maybe the fine jading of age.
Hint: It helps if you’re a wealthy white guy.
The opportunities to literarily tickle our brains are more varied today.
I charge into battle behind formidable machinery, merrily spewing snow hither and yon.