The Rabbi and the Priest

Miami Florida

The Rabbi And The Priest
A priest and a rabbi were standing by the side of the road with a sign reading, “THE END IS NEAR! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”

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They waited and waited for a car to come, but it was a lonely road, and it took awhile.

Finally, they heard a car coming, and they step out to the road to hold the sign between them to be sure it was clearly visible.

“Leave us alone, you religious nuts!” the driver yelled.

The road rager stomped on the gas and crashed through the sign, blowing it to pieces.

From around the curve, the two men of God hear screeching tires, then a moment of silence, and then a big splash.

The rabbi turns to the priest and asks, “Do you think the next sign we make should just say, ‘Bridge Out’?”

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Gary has been a writer/photographer for over thirty years. Specializing in nature and landscape photography, as well as studying native cultures.

His travels have taken him to most of the United States, as well as Australia, Belize, Egypt and the Canary Islands.

He has studied the Mayan culture of Central America as well as the aborigines of Australia. Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in various parts of the world.

He has published several books about his adventures.

For more information, please consult his website,

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